Lovequest 2014-11-30 - Chris identifies as a woman

Discussion in 'Discussion' started by Null, Dec 2, 2014 at 4:01 PM.

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  1. Null

    Null Catholicism is currently fronting.

    Watermelon has subtly, and publicly, confirmed something that I've known since last night.

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    More information will come out soon.

    Addendum 1 (2-Dec-2014):
    @axcel has shared a chatlog from Watermelon.

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    Addendum 2 (2-Dec-2014):
    Chris has published a YouTube video where he is a female and his Mii name is Cristine.


    Decision regarding gender and Chris
     
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  2. This is horrifying. He's truly becoming an autistic version of Jame Gumb. Help.
     
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  3. Satan

    Satan Simply the best, better then all the rest

    wow such surprise, much shock

    Really not much of a surprise. He's had serious gender issues for ages.
     
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  4. Surtur

    Surtur Destroyer of the Universe Staff Member Global Moderator

    From now on we must call him Crystal or I will be triggered.
     
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  5. Ian Brandon Something

    Ian Brandon Something Blue Arm Promoter

    We need to get a bear to Ruckersville ASAP for the renaming ceremony.
     
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  6. Optimus Prime

    Optimus Prime Symbol of Straightness

    Set up a word filter to replace "Chris" with "Chrys".
     
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  7. And you will be oppressing her. :tomgirl:
     
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  8. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid Professional Skeleton League Wrestler

    I want Chris to pick a non-obvious name for his new female persona. Anything starting with "Chris" would be too easy.
     
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  9. I can't wait till Barb dies, he inherits 14BC and then starts hormone replacement therapy.

    That'll be some fucking saga.
     
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  10. Optimus Prime

    Optimus Prime Symbol of Straightness

    It's going to start with a C. OPL still loves those damn initials for whatever reason enough to not let it go.

    Don't you need medical clearance and a up-to-date psych eval to even think about hormone replacement? Chris is in such bad shape that he is on record as having said 30 minutes of continuous walking is sufficent exercise for him and he'd sooner drop dead on the spot then see a legit doctor.
     
  11. Morbid Boredom

    Morbid Boredom Secretly a teenage goth girl

    Chris will always be Chris, and Chris's story isn't a happy one. *sigh*
     
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  12. Laevateinn

    Laevateinn The Dusclops obsessed tumblr troller.

    Actually, that's Captain Melonhead.

    Anyways. I vote that Chris will definitely change his name to Crystal. In fact I wouldn't be suprised if "Crystal" was actually meant to be him as a woman rather than his imaginary twin sister.
     
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  13. Honeyrabbit

    Honeyrabbit ソニックの両腕は青ではない!

    So is Christine the name she chose or just one that Watermelon made up?
     
  14. Does this mean that he will use the women's bathroom again?
     
  15. Marvin

    Marvin Man in the Pickle Suit Christorical Figure

    I think he made it up.
     
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  16. _blank_

    _blank_ Hack Artist

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    Not going to make any jokes about transgenders or transsexuals here, I just know Chris is going to inadvertently make whatever group he decides to designate him to look a lot worse, just as he has with autistics, Lego enthusiasts, and dudes who have decided to grow their hair out. For that, you all have my sympathy.

    And props to Watermelon for doing his usual obtuse thing. Gold star for you, indeed.
     
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  17. Ian Brandon Something

    Ian Brandon Something Blue Arm Promoter

    Didn't he call himself Kaka Apple Chrisp when he began his tomgirl phase lifestyle?
     
  18. lonesome

    lonesome bad kinds of heebie-jeebies

    And yet, what I found most off-putting is using "swift" to mean "good".
     
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  19. But Chris is too egotistical to pick a name that doesn't start with "Chris". He loves his name so much that he's given at least four of his characters variations on his name (both Crystals, Christine Rosee, and Naitsirhc). Chris is in love with himself, and by becoming a "woman", he's finally turned himself into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up.
     
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  20. The Nameless One

    The Nameless One c-cup milking breasts with tits and all

    Oh God. I can't live with this. I've just known Chris as a man for far too long. But I guess it's time to... get used to it, because it's never going to change.

    *sigh*

    Here we go.

    ... Christian Weston Chandler is fat and I would not have sex with her.

    :'(
     
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