CoolDudeClem

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by StilwellGrandma, Sep 8, 2013.

  1. StilwellGrandma

    StilwellGrandma Kaka sent me here.

    This kid usually uploads videos about ancient computers and other electronics but one particular video shows his true colors.



    He rants about everything from winter (oh noez I can't fly a kite because it's too cold) to computer errors to intelligence. He claims to have a very high IQ and belittles everyone else. Clearly he doesn't have friends or family who he loves nor is he loved back. In this diatribe he contradicts himself a handful of times. He is a huge pussy for disabling comments and ratings because of "twowwz".

    It gets worse in his follow-up!



    This kid should have quit YouTube shortly after his video is uploaded. Despite the white-knighting from a few subscribers, people are more scared of Clem. It's funny how the top comment suggests him to look up Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I recommend a thorough evaluation and weekly visits to a therapist.

    Amidst the white-knighting and the needless arguments, I found a few comments that can be easily compared to OPL.

    I could go on more about Clem, but these two videos shows how similar he is to OPL. He is a hateful, lonely human being who is paranoid of trolls.
     
  2. exball

    exball Police State of Bullshit.

    Can't make a thread about this guy because it's TOO DAMN COLD!
     
  3. StilwellGrandma

    StilwellGrandma Kaka sent me here.

    It's too cooooooooooooooold for him here, so he should put his hands in the holes of his sweater.


    EDIT: I meant to put "hand"s instead of MANOS.
     
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  4. TastyWoodenBadge

    TastyWoodenBadge My wooden badge was delicious

    I can agree with him on UK winters and popular Youtubers (I cannot stand Smosh or Shane Dawson), but he had no right insulting others based on their own personal tastes.

    Also, that comment on the planet/sun video was meant to be a joke Clem, you wanker.
     
  5. Alan Pardew

    Alan Pardew THIS WASN'T A FURRY THREAD

    Wow, what an Internet tough guy.

    Love that how some lolcows (e.g. MylarBalloonFan, Jay Wakefield) are interested in ancient stuff.
     
  6. StilwellGrandma

    StilwellGrandma Kaka sent me here.

    Another video I've overlooked.

     
  7. What a fucking killjoy.
     
  8. TastyWoodenBadge

    TastyWoodenBadge My wooden badge was delicious

    Hey we finally found the British equivalent of Guptears89.
     
  9. StilwellGrandma

    StilwellGrandma Kaka sent me here.

    Mylarballoonfan's video "What I think of CoolDudeClem" has been removed. As expected, Clem got his panties in a bunch.
     
  10. NobleGreyHorse

    NobleGreyHorse Special Steam DLC

    I was bored enough to watch most of the one on swearing. When I reached to turn it off, he was doing an animation section in which he interviews a... straw-man pro-swearing person?... and the sign on the back "wall" says "Interveiws" (sic).

    I can rant faster and better, and swear proficiently in three languages besides my native one. He doesn't want to hear me rant back about people who can't be arsed to proofread what they publish. (Especially when nearly the entirety of the other text he generated, rather than taped from his computer screen, is "Cool Dude Clem." This isn't a text-heavy video.) But then I would probably find a way to prove Muphry's Law (also sic). Never mind.

    So let me see if I can recap: winter; adjusting the clock in winter; modern popular music; FPS games; other YouTubers; YouTube comments; swearing; moths that "hump your lamp" (apparently England has really loud moths, too, which have the superpower of keeping him up all night); CD players... have I missed any of his other major dislikes? Except the world outside his room?
     
  11. I bet this motherfucker has a ton of friends.
     
  12. StilwellGrandma

    StilwellGrandma Kaka sent me here.

    I revisted that rant. Gotta love the sheer hypocrisy. He likes the s-word and didn't bleep out the word faggot, yet he insists that videos with foul language be flagged.

    He makes MylarBalloonFan (who bashed Clem) seem like a likeable, friendly person.

    The only thing that made me laugh was how he looked wearing his headphones after f-bomb montage.
     
  13. StilwellGrandma

    StilwellGrandma Kaka sent me here.

    Sorry to double-post.

    Clem has been the latest victim of MylarBalloonFan's spam. Given how much in common the two have (no matter how either of them like to admit) I'm surprised both hate each other. Get a load of this video, which includes a typical straw-man portrayal of the person in question.

     
  14. Dork Of Ages

    Dork Of Ages Pão de Queijo Branch Owner

    Isn't it kinda weird that this doofus shares the same name as my favorite video game child character?
     
  15. exball

    exball Police State of Bullshit.

    Lol no.
     
  16. StilwellGrandma

    StilwellGrandma Kaka sent me here.

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  17. Null

    Null Catholicism is currently fronting.

    :heart-full: we're getting so much street cred
     
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  18. Iä! Iä!

    Iä! Iä! Fabulous hair, glorious moustache

    Aaaaand ... Streisand effect.
     
  19. It can't be said enough that with a name like Clem you have to earn the label of "cool dude." Talking about old timey computers is not how you do it.
     
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  20. His voice soothes me.
     
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