Tryhard DarksydePhil

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by A Witty Name, May 17, 2013.

  1. TL;DR: DarksydePhil is a 32-year old Let's Player who is known for his terrible content, inflated ego, and a terminal case of entitlement issues. This is a lolcow who could legitimately have his own wiki.


    Who is DarksydePhil?
    The Beginning of Phil's Downfall
    Pandalee and KGhaleon (Unfinished)
    Phil the Twitch Streamer (Unfinished)
    Essential Links and Greatest Moments (Needs links)
    Phil Today (Unfinished)


    This is a current work in progress. Current agenda

    -Finish writing all sections
    -Insert hyperlinks to some sentences to show videos. I'm going for a wiki style, for example, in the sentence "sometimes he'll even rage quit the game", it will link to one of the DSP Tries It where he rage quits various games (I'm probably gonna put the one that includes him rage quitting Lightning Returns)
    -When rough draft is finished, also show to THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS.


    Some things that must be included in my opinion
    -Delusion section, include the move to Washington and his $1.5 million dollar debt.
    -Entitlement section, include DSPositive
    -KGhaleon section, include the doxxing incident, the Jewbacca incident, and the SWAT incident.
    -Pandalee section, include This is How You DON'T do Co-op Commentary, the Kingdom Hearts stream incident, and the recent "Pandalee is above the law" incident regarding Phil's stream.
    -Twitch section, include Phil blaming his viewers for lack of views.
    -Phil Today section, include the video where John Rambo leaves him and include Ultimate Expose videos from THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS to show what others think of him, particularly the DasBoSchitt videos.
     
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  2. Springblossom

    Springblossom Dungeon Crawlaholic

    Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    I've heard of him (read:watched that Retsupurae ChipCheezum and slowbeef did). I also heard he threw a massive fucking Twitter temper tantrum over that.

    EDIT: he also never, NEVER admits mistakes. It's either 'waaahh the controls are so terrible' or 'this game is bugged WHAT THE FUCK' (for best results, read those in the voice of an agitated five year old).

    I'd say he's pretty good lolcow material, just by having such a fucking bloated ego.
     
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  3. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    Before I say anything about DSP, I'll just say this if it is relevant since OP mentioned PewDiePie: I'm a fan of PewDiePie, I like his vids, end of that. Now getting to DSP: After seeing the first video link that did give a link to his twitter, I just find it funny regarding how he reacts to one guy by leaving an "FU" in his twitter reply, real mature of him. Regarding how he plays the game, he is rather terrible. Also likes reading the comments in the vid. PewDiePie tries it much better than this guy at the controls.
     
  4. Alan Pardew

    Alan Pardew THIS WASN'T A FURRY THREAD

    Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    I only heard about DSP because of the CONJOPI Youtube saga.
     
  5. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    I'm not really sure how I found DSP but I had been aware of his videos for years. Originally, he was just your average camcorder Let's Player whose main gimmick was that he would get pissed over sucking at online play. He wasn't really a lolcow back then. When he turned youtube into a full time job, got himself a girlfriend that's way too young for him, and started stroking his already inflated ego, that's when he started becoming lolcow worthy.

    Here, have some twitter rage from when he got retsupurae'd.
    https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/statu ... 3711986688
    https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/statu ... 2745315328

    Basically, he thinks he can copyright his own LPs.
     
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  6. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    One thing I had to say about DSP and his "playthrough" of MGS 2: Shut up you whiny idiot, stop blaming the controls. Accept the fact that you aren't a good gamer with \M/ETAL Gear. Accept the fact that you did not read the manual and please accept the fact that you deserve to be mocked and parodied due to how you act on youtube. I as an 8 year old back then when MGS 2 was new, am a better player at this game than you were. And if people believe that PewDiePie would be terrible at this game than I would say this: PewDiePie would be a thousand times better than you at this game.

    *Edit: DSP has a Dark Souls playthrough right here:

    The way he plays along with his complaints makes me want to punch my own soul. He would be the worst player in Dark Souls to have ever existed.
     
  7. Springblossom

    Springblossom Dungeon Crawlaholic

    Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    IDIOT! YOU PRESSED THE BUTTON, WHY ARE YOU MAD AT THE GAME? USE THE DAMN LOCK ON, I FIGURED THAT OUT FIVE MINUTES IN! STOP AGGROING TWENTY FUCKING ENEMIES AT ONCE AND THEN WHINING ABOUT 'waaah there's too many enemies'. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? HOW ARE YOU TRUSTED TO LIVE ON YOUR OWN? HOW ARE YOU 31 AND THIS MUCH OF A FUCKUP? HOW? HOOOOOWWWWWWW????

    Gah...I watched 1 minute 30 of that video. Fuck me, that physically hurt to watch.

    I love that he bitches on his Twitter about how 'it's so boring watching an elite master gamer play, my lets plays are all about me learning to play'. Who wants to watch an experienced player play something they're good at? Here's an idiot dying over and over again and yelling about how it's the game's fault.
     
  8. Springblossom

    Springblossom Dungeon Crawlaholic

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    Reading through his twitter, he started playing Metro: Last Light like right after release. Why do these people LP a game that soon after release date? What's the point?
     
  9. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    Maybe the LP a game right after release date just to get more views or something. If the LP'er has that youtube partnership where they get paid based on the number of views, than they might get some money from alot of views on the games release day since they aren't many gameplay vids done by the buyer.
     
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  10. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    Seeing as how painful his video was, I know how it feels to somehow feel that painful experience of seeing him die over and over, acting as obnoxious idiot who blames the game but not himself. Gotta wonder if he would ever try to make a video on a game that requires strategy such as Wizardry 8. If he played Wizardry 8, he'd have a party that would be useless. He'd complain about the graphics looking like crap despite the fact that it was released 10-12 years ago. If that ain't enough, he'd complain about combat being too slow despite the fact that there is a combat speed slider. I also like to see try old CRPG games where you are required to use certain strategies that require party members to be of a certain class or even play a CRPG from 10 years ago like Gothic. If he were to play Gothic, he'd whine about the combat being too hard despite the fact that it requires timing and knowing when to actually fight a certain enemy.
     
  11. Springblossom

    Springblossom Dungeon Crawlaholic

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    I was watching that Dark Souls video, thinking "why isn't he using lock on, hasn't he ever played Metroid Prime?" and then realized, no, he hasn't. He'd get stuck in that room at the beginning with the morph ball lock, run around for ten minutes yelling "I DON'T HAVE A \M/ETAL SPHERE WHAT THE FUCK", then figure it out, refuse to make any acknowledgment of his mistake, and die like eight times to the Parasite Queen because he couldn't figure out the force field.

    I don't think I'd trust him to play anything more complicated than a Call of Duty game. I think he'd have trouble with the puzzles in Half-Life, and those were barely puzzles.
     
  12. Springblossom

    Springblossom Dungeon Crawlaholic

    Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    Actually, better question. Who watches release date LPs? What the hell is the point of that? Why not just wait a few months for pre-owned copies to be available? I just have so much trouble imagining someone going "Oh, Metro Last Light is out. Welp, let's get on Youtube and see who's playing it".
     
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    He makes 14 olds look like pros.
     
  14. Saney

    Saney Slayer of the Love-Shys Staff Member Content Moderator True & Honest Fan

    Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    He makes me wanna just...
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  15. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    I would love to see this guy play Portal 2; maybe he'll be worse than IJustine if that's possible.

    DSP aside, most LPs just piss me off. Sometimes I just want to watch a walkthrough of a scary indie game, just to kill some time. What I get are morons that yell your ear off and talk over very important cutscenes. The only LPer I've ever really had a tolerance for was PewDiePie, even then he irks me once in awhile.
     
  16. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    He did Portal 2 on release day or close to it.
     
  17. Saney

    Saney Slayer of the Love-Shys Staff Member Content Moderator True & Honest Fan

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    There's always Lanipator, he keeps his calm and he stays quiet during dialogue.
     
  18. Springblossom

    Springblossom Dungeon Crawlaholic

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    Pewdiepie? As in 'FAS-addled Swede who thinks rape is funny' Pewdiepie? And he doesn't yell your ear off or talk over cutscenes?
     
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  19. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    Good point, it's kind of weird why I tolerate him more than other annoying-ass LPers. Maybe because I've gotten used to just him I guess.
     
  20. Saney

    Saney Slayer of the Love-Shys Staff Member Content Moderator True & Honest Fan

    Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    How the hell do you get used to that?
     
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