Deviant Onideus Mad Hatter

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by Duke Crabtree, Nov 22, 2013.

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  1. Duke Crabtree

    Duke Crabtree Terrorist

    Surprised I haven't seen a thread on this clown yet.

    Also waiting for the day he decides to take up residence in the current form of the forums.
     
  2. Saney

    Saney Slayer of the Love-Shys Staff Member Content Moderator True & Honest Fan

    Can you elaborate on who this person is and why they're a lolcow?
     
  3. bradsternum

    bradsternum Kenny A-Loggins

    Oniedeus Mad Hatter...

    +is a 33 year old man
    +was employed at Wal Mart, claims to be a specialist even though he was a shelf stocker. He was fired.
    +was employed as a fry cook at Dairy Queen, and claims to have made 60$ an hour.
    +claims to be an elite hacker
    +has been banned from many websites
    +was, for reasons unknown to me, an ED mod until he spazzed out one time too many.
    +is an adult baby who cannot resist bringing diapers into every conversation.
    +is a notorious troll shielder, who claimed that his 10+ years of involvement in the adult baby/furry community was merely a cover so that he could get information for trolling.
    +Has an ego roughly the size of planet Jupiter, despite having accomplished nothing
    +Was disowned by his family when trolls leaked information of his sexual proclivities. He was kicked out of his uncle's house for smelling bad, and now lives with his mom. At 33.
    +Is probably a pedophile. He obsessively edited the Adult Baby page of ED when he was an admin there, and added a lot of child diaper pornography to the page, claiming that it was ok because "the pics were taken in the 80s and all of the children are grown up now."
    +He's a sick piece of shit.
     
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  4. Anyone want to play bingo?

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  5. Pine Tar

    Pine Tar Swag is for Men, Class is for Fedoras True & Honest Fan

    He's not so much a lolcow so much as he's a Nick Bate-esque shuddercow. I mean, when he got the banhammer from ED he started claiming Zaiger was running a meth empire. Somebody's been watching too much Breaking Bad.
     
  6. Dork Of Ages

    Dork Of Ages Pão de Queijo Branch Owner

    I heard of this dude on ED. Really weird, but not that interesting, at least to me.
     
  7. Shadow Fox

    Shadow Fox Brick shithouse humor

    I love it when lolcow write-ups include tidbits like this. Why are so many of these assholes averse to proper hygiene?
     
  8. Pine Tar

    Pine Tar Swag is for Men, Class is for Fedoras True & Honest Fan

    A combination of poor social skills and pure unadulterated 'tism.
     
  9. bradsternum

    bradsternum Kenny A-Loggins

    Also, shitting your pants on a regular basis tends to create an unpleasant aroma.
     
  10. Duke Crabtree

    Duke Crabtree Terrorist

    He also claimed to make $60/hr working at Dairy Queen just for being so godly and efficient.
     
  11. They probably hate taking a shower or bath. If they actually bothered to bathe, they could a bit more approachable and I only say a bit because they still have other things that would make people go the other way.
     
  12. exball

    exball Police State of Bullshit.

    This.
     
  13. Springblossom

    Springblossom Dungeon Crawlaholic

    ...Wow. That makes Chris look like a champion of honesty. Did he honestly think anyone ever would believe that?

    Also, are you a terrorist? I had to say it I'm very sorry
     
  14. Duke Crabtree

    Duke Crabtree Terrorist

    Yes, say your prayers.
     
  15. Alan Pardew

    Alan Pardew THIS WASN'T A FURRY THREAD

    Darn it, was about to create a thread about this lolcow.

    Btw, he claimed that he was making ED3 under a private domain, which I highly doubt it actually exists, but if it does, I can imagine the website full of adult baby furry shit.
     
  16. He's a trollshielding wuss.

    ETA: http://onideus-mh.deviantart.com/activity/ Where he is failing at trolling and left a comment on bridal diapers. ETA 2: Link is dead. Guess he shut off the public activity feed on his DevianTART.
     
  17. RogerRabbit1988

    RogerRabbit1988 Toonkin. Toon/Toons/Toonself

    My word, I tried to go after this guy, and he tried to outsmart me. It failed, and he ended up using the banhammer.
     
  18. Hey look, a great big 'ol thread about me! :biggrin:

    A bit old... guess maybe I should "Google myself" a little more often, eh?

    ....aaaaaand it's completely full of frothy, lying, little ass flustered nobodies. ^__^

    Not that there should be any surprise, I mean most of my work is specifically designed to incite high levels of emotional instability within the target subject(s).
     
  19. CatParty

    CatParty Poo True & Honest Fan


    necro's one page thread about a nobody
     
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  20. Absinthe

    Absinthe Natural like almonds

    I can't stop laughing. Does that count?
     
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